Dave: Wow!
Alex: What?
Dave: Look at her she's so fucking hot!
Alex: Oh yeah, I see her.
Dave: God! Look at her...it's like she's glowing.
Alex: Yeah...she...oh look she's pregnant.
They fall silent for a while and just check out the chick.
Dave: So I was thinking like...if I was making out with her....and I licked her stomach. Would that make me a pedophile?
Alex: Well that's definitely a threesome. The only difference is one of the participants does not withdraw voluntarily from the coochie.
Dave: Alex are you talking about the baby as a participant?
Alex: Wait...aren't you...
Dave: You sick fuck, let's go look at the Impressionists, Monet is down this hall...
People are sick- we are only reporting what has been said.
