Eating a salad is like a goat eating grass. If the dressing makes it taste better, can't we put dressing on grass to get them to eat more instead of fattening them up with drugs, force feeding and other "inhumane" treatments?
Why stop there ... adding dressing to the grass... why not feed the goats, cattle, etc. humans. Lets role reversal this shit, get really inhumane. You know, fuck it, lets get this party started, this wild animal eating domesticated human party. How crazy would that be, you are sitting there reading the daily and there is a spot on how pigs get to eat a prime grade Harvard graduated lawyer, who makes six figures. Animal Farm 2 anyone???
The one thing the human race will have to be careful about is spoiling our cattle. I mean, there's always the danger that after a taste of Kraft's Low-fat Thousand Island dressing, the cattle might want some shredded cheese, a few croutons, maybe hard boiled egg slices.
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