Shit that shitty people do, shit that shits with shit

As a bartender, observations can be made easily from the vantage point on the other side of the bar. Some observations don't need to be made keenly, they are just flat out blatant in yo face'.

Example:

A woman and her friend were in the bar a few weeks ago, its closing time, and I am counting my register down. My barback was cleaning, and we notice two women sitting at a table giving us the hawk-eye. A friend finds out that they are waiting for us to get done with work...It's 3am, and I have never spoke to these girls. Eventually nothing happens, that night, but I have a premonition that these ladies will Apu, and come again. The stares from the table over to us were intent laden.

Few weeks later, the girl approaches me, and kisses me on the lips.

"I can't do this on the clock"
"I'll wait for you after work"
Blah...Blah...Blah...

Exchange numbers, weeks of sexual intended texts back and forth.

Last week...

She comes back thirsty.

"Your coming home with me!"
"Okay."
"I'm going to fuck him" she says to her friend as she walks away from the bar.

Throughout the night, she says that she is going to pick me up, drive me back with her to her house, and take me home. A lot of fore-word-play. She leaves the bar comes back again and says the like from earlier.

An hour later she is making out with a dude right in front of me. I ain't hating , jus' saying, play on playa.

Le1f - Mind Body

Name: Le1F

Cool fact about him: He's got a Kickstarter page for his upcoming album, Dark York.